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| Chocolate Covered Cherries from Mystic Monk Coffee |
Gentlemen,
allow me to say...survival is a strong instinct. Very
strong. Indeed.
If
you don’t want to be in the proverbial “doghouse” this
St. Valentine’s Day...and for several days thereafter...I have some
good news!
The
good monks at Mystic
Monk Coffee have come to the rescue! Yours. Not mine. It’s
a tad too late for an old over the hill bachelor of 59 such as yours
truly to be rescued...but that’s a story for another time and one
that I’ll just keep to myself.
Nevertheless...the
good monks now have available just in time for St. Valentine’s
Day their wonderful Chocolate
Cherry Coffee, available in regular ground, decaffeinated
ground, and whole bean regular. Their letter tells me that they are
roasting it fresh as I type this.
Now
maybe your sweet thing isn’t a coffee drinker...but is
a chocolate lover...and is especially a chocolate
covered cherries lover. I don’t blame her. I am suspicious of
anyone who doesn’t like chocolate covered cherries. Especially
these Chocolate
Covered Cherries from Mystic Monk Coffee which their letter
tells me are “real dried cherries, coated first with a layer of
milk chocolate, and then finished with a layer of cherry flavored
white chocolate.”
Stop
drooling!
If
you can’t make up your mind as to which one to get...then get both!
Just order the Valentines
Gift Set! It has 2 packages of Chocolate
Covered Cherries, and 1 package of Chocolate
Cherry Coffee, all tastefully packed in a beautiful red box.
See
how easy that is? Get the gift set and you don’t even have to
wrap it!
Or
at the last minute you can always run over to the drug
store and buy her one of those tired...lame..."I put no thought
into this"...heart shaped box of chocolates that have been
sitting in a warehouse since before Christmas.
So
you can either be in the “doghouse”...or the happy house...it’s
up to you. I
can lead the horse to water but I can’t make him drink!
